Don't Mess With Paul .. by request

Have you ever had one of those days
when nothing goes right
your wife starts bitchin bout whatever it was she was bitchin about last night
so you escape into the bathroom
just to sit there on your throne
but after you finish your business the toilet paper's gone

Well it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass
it's a bad day so you better get off my back
you might get cold cocked if you cross my path
cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

Well i was runnin' late for work so i poured me some coffee to go
and just before i had a flat tire i spilled it all over my clothes
when the highway patrol man pulled up i thought that help was on the way
but when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray

Well it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass
it's a bad day so you better get off my back
you might get cold cocked if you cross my path
cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

When i finally made it to work
i was 15 minutes late i told my boss about the flat tire
but he fired me anyway
so here i am out in the parking lot
just waiting by his Corvette
i'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget

Cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass
it's a bad day so you better get off my back
you might get cold cocked if you cross my path
cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass